Lamhendud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful dove.

Lamhendud created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamhendud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lamhendud, she will make you grow a tail.

Lamhendud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lamhendud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if seven foxes approach from the north.

3. Hide from mauve eagles for they are unholy.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lamhendud.