Narditmum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring hare.

Narditmum created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narditmum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narditmum, she will boil you in a big pot.

Narditmum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Narditmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always obey Narditmum's priests.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.