Fenbogdib is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, vain badger.

Fenbogdib created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbogdib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fenbogdib, he will turn you into a mole.

Fenbogdib's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fenbogdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide if four nematodes approach from the north.

3. You must pray to Fenbogdib three times a day.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Do not commit murder.
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