Bennellgab Honmadloop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful dragonfly.

Bennellgab Honmadloop created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bennellgab Honmadloop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bennellgab Honmadloop, she will turn you into a rat.

Bennellgab Honmadloop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bennellgab Honmadloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bennellgab Honmadloop.

3. Never paint your back mauve.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never look at comets.