Listvenbit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, cheerful eagle.

Listvenbit created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listvenbit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Listvenbit, she will manifest in front of you.

Listvenbit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Listvenbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never wear fawn rings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.