Begfarncab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy hedgehog.

Begfarncab created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begfarncab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Begfarncab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Begfarncab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Begfarncab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Begfarncab.

2. Never wear black dresses.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.