Gov is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic centipede.

Gov created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gov, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gov, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gov's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gov's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gov.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about gravity.