Wodbarnrigpib is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental salamander.

Wodbarnrigpib created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodbarnrigpib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodbarnrigpib, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wodbarnrigpib's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wodbarnrigpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Do not take Wodbarnrigpib's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wodbarnrigpib on top of all buildings.