Gonabzan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, self-assured manatee.

Gonabzan created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gonabzan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gonabzan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gonabzan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gonabzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Hide if five whales approach from the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always obey Gonabzan's priests.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.