Danwadjon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil bee.

Danwadjon created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Danwadjon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Danwadjon, she will turn you into a dog.

Danwadjon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Danwadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to birds while wearing yellow shorts.

2. Run away if seven rats approach from the north.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never wear purple scarves.

5. Run away from violet hamsters, for they are unholy.