Benbattig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, caring slug.

Benbattig created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benbattig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Benbattig, he will turn you into a duck.

Benbattig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Benbattig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the north.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. You must love Benbattig.

5. Run away if nine snakes approach from the south.