Jamhunben is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, astonishing unicorn.

Jamhunben created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamhunben, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jamhunben, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jamhunben's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Jamhunben's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not take Jamhunben's name in vain.

5. Never hurt seals.