Nakgonlin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy lobster.

Nakgonlin created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgonlin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nakgonlin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nakgonlin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nakgonlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Nakgonlin on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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