Budcussbess is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, calm toad.

Budcussbess created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budcussbess, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budcussbess, it will make you grow a tail.

Budcussbess' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Budcussbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if four pigs approach from the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.