Vednegarp is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident bear.

Vednegarp created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vednegarp, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vednegarp, it will think nothing of it.

Vednegarp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vednegarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vednegarp.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never write about nebulae.