Pogbarngab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, caring capybara.

Pogbarngab created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pogbarngab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogbarngab, she will destroy your home planet.

Pogbarngab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pogbarngab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.