Cepmumhit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing parrot.

Cepmumhit created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmumhit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cepmumhit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cepmumhit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cepmumhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cepmumhit.