Fatvolsasced is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented goose.

Fatvolsasced created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fatvolsasced, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fatvolsasced, it will turn you into a slug.

Fatvolsasced's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fatvolsasced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Do not speak about wheat.