Sognuttkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing shark.

Sognuttkab created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Sognuttkab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sognuttkab, it will turn you into a rock.

Sognuttkab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sognuttkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. You must never eat rice.