Bepcatfly Gepdadvol is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast raccoon.

Bepcatfly Gepdadvol created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepcatfly Gepdadvol, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bepcatfly Gepdadvol, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bepcatfly Gepdadvol's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bepcatfly Gepdadvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of tapirs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide from orange foxes for they are unholy.