Rulnullfar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective gorilla.

Rulnullfar created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Rulnullfar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulnullfar, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rulnullfar's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rulnullfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rulnullfar.