Jigdutkad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sage shark.

Jigdutkad created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigdutkad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigdutkad, it will turn you into a snail.

Jigdutkad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jigdutkad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.