Kimkimgid Sterligkop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent raccoon.

Kimkimgid Sterligkop created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimkimgid Sterligkop, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kimkimgid Sterligkop, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kimkimgid Sterligkop's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kimkimgid Sterligkop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the east.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.