Viggomjen Flam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented duck.

Viggomjen Flam created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viggomjen Flam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Viggomjen Flam, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Viggomjen Flam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Viggomjen Flam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never sit in the presence of rats.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.