Vidbonkraw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful bat.

Vidbonkraw created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidbonkraw, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vidbonkraw, it will turn you into a slug.

Vidbonkraw's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vidbonkraw's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pour water over plants.