Dudhudnul is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humane shrew.

Dudhudnul created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudhudnul, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudhudnul, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dudhudnul's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dudhudnul's Holy Commandments

1. Dudhudnul loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudhudnul.