Mipwadflow is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent wasp.

Mipwadflow created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipwadflow, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipwadflow, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mipwadflow's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mipwadflow's Holy Commandments

1. Mipwadflow must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. You must love Mipwadflow.

5. Always take life seriously.