Betbitleg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthinking bee.

Betbitleg created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Betbitleg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Betbitleg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Betbitleg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Betbitleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.