Fubtofomin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust narwhal.

Fubtofomin created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubtofomin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fubtofomin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fubtofomin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fubtofomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Fubtofomin must be the most important thing in your life.