Ruttruthom Vadgadflamnak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident wasp.

Ruttruthom Vadgadflamnak created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttruthom Vadgadflamnak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ruttruthom Vadgadflamnak, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ruttruthom Vadgadflamnak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ruttruthom Vadgadflamnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near otters.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.