Gudquimbod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, blissful capybara.

Gudquimbod created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudquimbod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudquimbod, it will laugh at you.

Gudquimbod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gudquimbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gudquimbod on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.