Konrotxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise duck.

Konrotxuc created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Konrotxuc, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Konrotxuc, she will be mildly annoyed.

Konrotxuc's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Konrotxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four mites approach from the south.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not take Konrotxuc's name in vain.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.