Quillsuglambutlapcubomt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil tortoise.

Quillsuglambutlapcubomt created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillsuglambutlapcubomt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quillsuglambutlapcubomt, he will remove you from existence.

Quillsuglambutlapcubomt's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Quillsuglambutlapcubomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. You must love Quillsuglambutlapcubomt.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.