Rawhinfas is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, calm turtle.

Rawhinfas created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rawhinfas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rawhinfas, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rawhinfas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rawhinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not listen to music.