Konbosslag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing frog.

Konbosslag created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbosslag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Konbosslag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Konbosslag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Konbosslag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to turtles while wearing brown jumpers.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Worship no other gods but Konbosslag.

4. Never wear red shoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.