Pibrulloop Jopspaglatziglendiss Rutarphin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful capybara.

Pibrulloop Jopspaglatziglendiss Rutarphin created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibrulloop Jopspaglatziglendiss Rutarphin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibrulloop Jopspaglatziglendiss Rutarphin, he will destroy your home planet.

Pibrulloop Jopspaglatziglendiss Rutarphin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pibrulloop Jopspaglatziglendiss Rutarphin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.