Dabbonzimveggemged is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful capybara.

Dabbonzimveggemged created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbonzimveggemged, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabbonzimveggemged, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dabbonzimveggemged's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dabbonzimveggemged's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dabbonzimveggemged on top of all buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if four doves approach from the south.