Bogmotgid Govcumponmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, generous mole.

Bogmotgid Govcumponmig created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogmotgid Govcumponmig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogmotgid Govcumponmig, he will turn you into a rat.

Bogmotgid Govcumponmig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bogmotgid Govcumponmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Bogmotgid Govcumponmig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.