Voggenwon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful mink.

Voggenwon created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voggenwon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Voggenwon, he will ignore you.

Voggenwon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Voggenwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Never jump near mice.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Hide if six whales approach from the west.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.