Busflamrull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful cobra.

Busflamrull created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busflamrull, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busflamrull, he will turn you into a dog.

Busflamrull's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Busflamrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Put Busflamrull first in all things.