Dabdamnell is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing horse.

Dabdamnell created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdamnell, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dabdamnell, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dabdamnell's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dabdamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear gray skirts.

3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Dabdamnell on top of important buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never pour water over plants.