Budstragcar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain elephant.

Budstragcar created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budstragcar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budstragcar, it will cry a lot.

Budstragcar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Budstragcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budstragcar.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.