Gabdubdum is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-assured meerkat.

Gabdubdum created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Gabdubdum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gabdubdum, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gabdubdum's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gabdubdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never paint your arms blue.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Never talk about nebulae.