Mumwegven is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced dugong.

Mumwegven created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumwegven, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumwegven, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Mumwegven's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mumwegven's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never skip near horses.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Put Mumwegven first in all things.