Rapdaplad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, almighty coyote.

Rapdaplad created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapdaplad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rapdaplad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rapdaplad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rapdaplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pray towards the south.