Carhatjad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, idiotic sheep.

Carhatjad created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Carhatjad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carhatjad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Carhatjad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Carhatjad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Worship no other gods but Carhatjad.

3. Carhatjad loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.