Dadzedstragnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, vain toad.

Dadzedstragnutt created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Dadzedstragnutt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dadzedstragnutt, she will turn you into a goat.

Dadzedstragnutt's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dadzedstragnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green trousers.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide if seven horses approach from the north.

5. Do not kill ants.