Vigbarnveen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, confident frog.

Vigbarnveen created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbarnveen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vigbarnveen, it will turn you into a worm.

Vigbarnveen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vigbarnveen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Vigbarnveen on top of all buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.