Tailkinrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic naga.

Tailkinrutt created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailkinrutt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tailkinrutt, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tailkinrutt's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tailkinrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs yellow.

2. You must pray to Tailkinrutt four times a day.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not cook food in pots.