Boggun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthinking whale.

Boggun created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Boggun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Boggun, she will not invite you to parties.

Boggun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Boggun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never paint your feet violet.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.